Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to PewDiePie Fans:
1. The more proper name for the Bro Army is The Fantards.
2. Every good game should have plenty of barrels. Lots and lots of Barrels.
3. I thought Stephano was one of Count Olaf’s disguises in Lemony Snicket.
4. PewDiePie is vastly inferior to better Youtubers such as Onision and NateTalksToYou.
5. PewDiePie makes the gaming community look bad. He is a hyper-active, screaming, lunatic who makes millions of dollars sitting on his ass in a mansion with his supermodel girlfriend while millions of fans think he is some kind of comedic genius when the reality is he is just an overrated, unfunny “entertainer”.
Disclaimer: The statements made above are for the purposes of satire only and do not necessarily reflect the actual views of the writer.