Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to The Walking Dead fans

Contributor: Rick McGimpsey

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1. I hate comics that are in black & white! Boring!

2. Daryl and Merle suck ass! Stop adding dumb characters that aren’t in the comics will you!

3. This show turned a favourite horror genre of mine into nothing more than a daytime soap opera.

4. EWWWWW Zombies! How can you watch that? Why don’t you watch more wholesome programming like Glee or Switched at Birth?

5. A show about Walkers? Awesome! I love Star Wars and Hoth is one of my favourite battle scenes. I will totally watch that!

Disclaimer: The things said above are for purposes of satire only and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the writer.

Next week: Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to Star Trek fans

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