Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to Futurama Fans:
1. Futurama is to Simpsons what Cleveland Show is to Family Guy.
2. This is a terrible sci-fi show! It rips off Star Trek every chance it gets! No originality these days!
3. Watching this program should be a capital crime punishable with death by snu-snu!
4. I am done watching this! I am gonna make my own show! With blackjack and hookers!
5. The half-hour I spent watching this unfunny tripe could have been spent elsewhere. I feel like I lost something. I feel like Bender without alcohol. Or Calculon without the love of his life. Or Hermes without his manwich.
Disclaimer: The statements made above are for the purposes of satire only and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the writer.
Next Monday: Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to Back to the Future Fans