Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
WARNING: PROBABLY WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS
1. Brace yourselves! A lame Lord of the Rings rip-off called A Song of Ice and Fire is coming!
2. George R. R. Martin seriously needs to finish the last two novels. I hope he isn’t going to pull a Robert Jordan and die before he can complete them.
3. The only reason Game of Thrones is popular on HBO is because of the T & A!
4. Ned’s beheading? Meh. Luwin getting speared? Meh. Red Wedding? Meh. Purple Wedding? NOOOO!!! Joffrey! You were the only character I ever loved!
5. You know what? I’m glad Ned died! He deserved it. He was a terrible father and protector. He was so wrapped up in his warped sense of honour that he put his family, friends, and household in danger just to maintain his ego. Good riddance!
Disclaimer: The statements made above are for purposes of satire only and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the writer.
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