Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
1. The film was a perfect faithful adaptation of the video games.
2. I am sorry but I cannot take a villain with a large triangular block for a head all that seriously.
3. Why are video games so horrendous and unpleasant any more. I miss Mario and Sonic. Back in the 8/16-bit eras no one was preoccupied with being as gross, violent, and disturbing as possible!
4. These games should be banned for being too violent and scary. No one has the right to enjoy things I dislike!
5. Nurses limping around like zombies with no faces trying to kill me! That’s nothing like my sexy nurse fantasy at all! Screw this game!
Disclaimer: The list above is for the purpose of satire and does not reflect the views of the writer.
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