Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
1. Zelda is nothing like Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or Elder Scrolls. You know, real RPG’s.
2. What’s a Triforce? Isn’t that the stick Poseidon has?
3. OMG! I love Zelda! Pikachu is my favourite!
4. I hate Zelda! Every time someone cosplays as Link I get confused and think they are a thief from Final Fantasy or one of those wood-elves from the Hobbit. Screw you, generic unoriginal costumes!
5. I hate Zelda! Oh, I am sorry! Did I offend your silly fandom? Well, Excuuuuse meee, Princess!!!
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