Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to The Two Towers Fans

Contributor: Rick McGimpsey

5

1. No beginning. No ending. It’s like reading half of a book!

2. The whole splitting the characters into two sections of the book is stupid. Tolkien was a terrible writer!

3. What is Shelob doing here? I thought she didn’t show up until Return of the King. Looks like the writer of the novelisation got a little impatient.

4. Still a ton of walking, talking, and reciting lame nursery rhymes. I am starting to think that guy from Clerks 2 was right!

5. These books need more women. Tolkien was just another typical male-chauvinist asshole from the ’50’s.

Next Monday: Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to The Return of the King Fans

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s