Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
1. So where is Captain Britain or Captain Yugoslavia? Marvel is being very xenophobic right now!
2. What a stupid outfit for a superhero to wear! He is a walking target with that getup on!
3. Do we really want this idiot representing America? He hasn’t seen Star Wars, he is dependent on a silly-looking shield to get him through the day, and he can’t even get drunk!
4. Super-soldier pumped with chemicals making him strong and fast? So original! Marvel really knows how to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
5. Why does Stan Lee even have cameos in Captain America movies?! He didn’t create this character!
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