Contributor: Rick McGimpsey
1. I wish someone would jot the names of the writers of this schlock in a Death Note.
2. This is a terrible cartoon for children to watch! Who would make something like this for kids!?
3. Let me get this straight. Some fascist sociopath named Light Yagamooku (or whatever the hell his name is) becomes a mass murderer out of some self-righteous inclination to rid the world of his personal definition of what is evil? Idiotic plot and a terrible exercise in muddled moralising on the part of the writers. I will pass.
4. Ryuk looks like the result of a scenario in which Beast from X-Men joins a Goth-Metal band.
5. You know what Death Note needs? An M. Night Shyamalan remake.
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