Top 5 Things You Do Not Say to Pokemon Fans

Contributor: Rick McGimpsey

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1. So instead of battling Deadites and the powers of Hell itself this Ash plays with cute animals. I’ll stick to the Evil Dead thank you very much!

2. Does no one else see a problem with a kids’ cartoon that essentially depicts fantasy anime-creature dog fighting?

3. I honestly think the copy-cat anime shows were better. Digimon, I choose you!

4. I think in the next few handheld console gens Japan will run out of colours. Prepare yourselves for Pokemon: Puce or Pokemon: Vomit Green.

5. I have a fan-theory that the name Pikachu is a phonetic corruption of Peek-At-You because Pikachu is a peeping pervert.

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