5 Things You Do Not Say to Batman v Superman Fans

Contributor: Rick McGimpsey

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  1. This movie borrows way too much from Frank Miller, the worst writer for Batman ever.
  2. That ain’t Batman! That’s a murdering thug in a stupid-looking armor suit!
  3. That ain’t Superman! That’s a moody emo with more angst than Harry Potter!
  4. The Ultimate Cut is most ridiculous thing I ever heard of! Whoever heard of an R-rated comic book movie? I mean, seriously?
  5. The voice actor who played Scar in The Lion King is Alfred? I wonder if he complained about being “surrounded by idiots” after reading the script.

 

Next month: 5 Things You Do Not Say to Suicide Squad Fans

Note: This list is satire only and does not necessarily reflect the views of the writer. Anyone who takes this seriously is condemned to a one-on-one match with Doomsday.

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