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Star Wars 40th Anniversary Review: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Contributor: Rick McGimpsey


While I must insist on making it abundantly clear that I love all of the Star Wars films, including this one, I have to admit that Attack of the Clones is my least favourite out of all of them.

Episode II shares the same weaknesses as Episode I, but also has the added problem of lacking memorable dialogue and relying too heavily on CGI, blue screen, and digital filmmaking which all combine into making Attack of the Clones a very banal and bland piece. For instance, the new planets, Kamino and Geonosis, lack the invigorating sense of novelty that previous new planets had. Kamino is a colourless, sterile, and boring environment and Geonosis is virtually identical to Tatooine with the exception of having more rocks and having only one sun.
Much of the visual effects and action sequences are stale and lifeless and betray the fact that the actors were performing in front of a blue screen with little reference to add any reality to their acting abilities. One of the worst looking scenes is where Threepio gets tossed about the Geonosian droid factory as the heavy use of CGI has become extremely dated and is hideous to look at. And honestly I can say that about a dozen other scenes in the movie. Much of the visuals in this movie are either hideous or so banal and uninteresting that they are barely memorable.

But visual gripes aside Attack of the Clones’ biggest issue is its story and characters. Anakin and Padme have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever and everything they say and do in this film feels forced, phoned in, and fake. There is not a single realistic precedent for the two of them to ever fall in love. None.
She outclasses him in every way and is way out of his league. After ten years of separation in which the last time she saw him he was a 9 year old with a crush she is now an idealistic and ambitious senator while he is now little more than a monk serving the Jedi Order. When they become reacquainted she is a mature adult working her way upward in her political career and he is an immature, precocious, adolescent whiner. When Anakin is assigned to protect Padme on Naboo he is supposed to just do his job in accordance to his station as a Jedi Knight. Instead he whines to her about all his feelings about his master and how “unfairly” the Jedi treat him. It seems so inappropriate to me for Anakin to get so vocal with Padme about his personal problems when his lower station and their ten years of separation have left them with little common ground. It’s equivalent to walking into a restaurant and the waiter starts whining to you about how his dad talks to him at home. Padme has no real personal reason to care. The inappropriateness comes to a head when he suddenly tells his supposed protective charge that he needs to leave Naboo for Tatooine to find his mother. Who does he think he is anyway?
George Lucas tries so hard to convince us that there is some deep connection between the two of them, but there simply isn’t. The circumstances and environment they are in just isn’t right for such a connection to take place. The reason why Han and Leia’s romance worked so well is because they spent years together building it up with subtle flirtations, rebuffs, charm, and even fights. It’s a way more realistic look at a budding romance than having Anakin pop in virtually out of no where, behave like a spoiled child with temper tantrums and constant complaining, and say really stupid lines like “I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can’t breath. I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating… hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me…” Give me a freaking break! And don’t get me started on how Padme seems to think Anakin’s slaughtering Tusken women and children is OK. Most women would balk at that, but apparently Padme only thinks it makes Anakin a dark, mysterious, attractive bad boy. Attractive bad boys are supposed to wear black leather jackets, ride motorbikes, and say “ehhhhhh!!!” They don’t hack kids to death with a lightsaber! What is wrong with Padme???
And her confessing her love for him at the end equally comes out of nowhere and with no realistic precedent. The only people who could possibly buy this as a real romance are 8 year olds, the socially inept, and George Lucas.

What I can say positive about Episode II is that when it does get action scenes right it does a passable job. The fight between Jango Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi in the asteroid field is really cool and I love the use of sound effects when Jango launches the seismic charges. It is one of the few scenes in Star Wars where the music is momentarily put aside to emphasise the sound and it works effectively.
The music itself is passable, but I cannot claim it as one of John Williams’ best works. This and his score for The Force Awakens are probably the blandest soundtracks I have heard for Star Wars, but that is a purely comparative statement and when it comes to Williams his lesser work is still fantastic compared to the average compositions of other maestros.
There are some other improvements and good points to be made about some of the characters as well. Ian McDiarmid’s performance as Senator Palpatine is still as great as always and Ewan McGregor provides a much better performance as Obi-Wan than he did in The Phantom Menace. He is beginning to sound more like Alec Guinness: a trend that he takes further in Episode III. We also get much less Jar Jar Binks which is a plus.
And while I do not regard Count Dooku as the most interesting villain to come out of Star Wars I do have to give credit to the late Christopher Lee who puts his best in everything he does. You can’t get cooler than Christopher Lee and his presence alone is what turns Attack of the Clones from a mediocre movie to an OK one.

Aside from the issues with the love story most of the other things that bug me about Episode II are minor complaints. I can live with the film’s overall blandness, and I can forgive the bad Threepio puns in the arena, and I can even let go of the absolutely ridiculous and farcical Yoda vs Count Dooku fight which everyone seems to like except me. At the end of the day; and after all my complaints are spoken and my grievances heard, Episode II is still Star Wars. It has lightsabers, the Force, epic space battles, Jedi Knights, Ben Burtt’s sound design, and John Williams’ music. It may be the weakest Star Wars movie, but it is still a Star Wars movie. I may not think of it as highly as some do and my tone may seem to convince people that I hate the film at times, but I can honestly say I do like it. I have problems with it and no amount of mindless brand loyalty will convince me to ignore those problems. Despite my criticism I am actually one of the biggest Prequel defenders in my social circle. Attack of the Clones is like one of those brothers or cousins that few people outside of your family like and you admittedly know that they have good reasons to dislike them. But being family you defend them anyway and you accept their flaws. Attack of the Clones is as much as part of the Star Wars family as A New Hope or The Empire Strikes Back, black sheep or not. Besides, it’s not as bad as The Holiday Special. You have to admit that.

Check tomorrow for a review of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith and may the Force be with you.


Star Wars EU Reviews Supplemental: 10 Things I Love About the Prequels: Star Wars Prequels Appreciation Day 2016

Contributor: Rick McGimpsey

Prequel Trilogy

Today (21 May 2016) is The Star Wars Prequels Appreciation Day. With the Prequels getting so little love as it is I thought I should make a post for the occasion. I am what you could call a Prequels apologist and while I do not think the films are perfect I do like them and am ready to defend them as needed.
And so for The Star Wars Prequels Appreciation day, I offer 10 things that I loved from the Prequels.

1. The Score

Whether you like the Prequels or not the grandeur of John Williams’ music is undeniable with The Phantom Menace and Revenge of the Sith especially turning out some of the finest soundtracks Williams has ever done. Duel of the Fates is easily on my top 10 favourites tracks (another post for another day perhaps) demonstrating that John Williams is an artist who can add dignity and beauty to anything.
I hope recent rumours about him retiring from composing future Star Wars soundtracks are untrue. No one can replace John Williams and the Saga won’t be the same without him.

2. The Expansion of the Star Wars Galaxy

It is a point in the Prequels’ favour that they didn’t try to go too retro with the designs and worlds. George Lucas gave us a plethora of new planets and cultures with the Prequel trilogy; from the Venetian look of Naboo to the unique waterworld of Kamino to the exotic fungal beauty of Felucia. The Star Wars Prequels opened up the universe of Star Wars in new ways for hungry fans wanting more. The EU had already been doing this for about 15 years prior and the Prequels expanded it further. While I may not be a big fan of Jar Jar Binks, Otoh Gunga is still a cool looking city which is another testament to the undeniable quality of the visual design despite flaws within the trilogy’s story.

3. The Jedi Order

In the Original Trilogy the Jedi were an all but extinct society survived only by old men past their prime and asthmatic Dark Lords too decrepit or too physically encumbered to demonstrate the full power of the Force. In the Prequels, however,  we see the Jedi Order at the height of their strength. In The Phantom Menace Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn fight one of the best lightsaber duels seen in the Saga revealing the extent of what young Jedi and Sith can do. And at the Battle of Geonosis we finally get a look at what the Jedi Order was renowned for when fighting in numbers.

4. The Special Effects

I know, I know; special effects don’t necessarily make a film any good. But, bear in mind that I am not suggesting that the special effects excuse the Prequels’ flaws. They don’t. But they do bear mentioning as a positive element to the trilogy. The visual look of the fight scenes, ships, creatures, and planets are groundbreaking achievements in filmmaking that are influencing current Hollywood blockbusters today. Now while special effects cannot solely carry a movie (see Transformers 2 and The Hobbit Trilogy for further reference) praise should be given where praise is due. These films look cool whatever the critics can say. To say otherwise is unreasonable.

5. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ewan McGregor’s performance is one of the highlights of the Prequel Trilogy. Many of his mannerisms and voice tones reflect Sir Alec Guinness convincingly and I can easily see him growing older to be the Obi-Wan Kenobi we see in the Originals. There are many scenes in Revenge of the Sith especially where he sounds virtually identical to Guinness. Impressive, most impressive. Sir Alec taught him well.

6. The CG Yoda

When ILM changed Yoda from puppet to CG character in Attack of the Clones a whole new door for the future of alien characters was opened for the Star Was franchise. With ILM’s creative work the new Yoda was now able to move and make facial expressions that his puppet counterpart could not. While I do have nostalgic feelings about the muppet Yoda from the Originals the way the Prequels allowed him to do more and express more left me satisfied. Although to be fair the duel scene between Yoda and Count Dooku was still pretty stupid.

7. Artoo and Threepio

Close examination of the plot of the Original Trilogy reveals that the story is predominently seen from the perspective of these two droids. They are passive observers to the historical events happening around them which is why Star Wars first opens with them on the Tantive IV reacting to the events that set in motion the entire franchise.
I love Artoo and Threepio. C3PO is probably my second favourite character next to Han Solo and the inclusion of them in the Prequels and allowing them to witness Galactic history once again is a good thing in my book.

8. Christopher Lee

Do I need to say more? It’s Christopher Lee! His presence in anything gives it oodles of cool points. Attack of the Clones is by far my least favourite Star Wars movie and yet Christopher Lee still allows the film some dignity and badassery. That’s because he is Christopher Lee. He is Dracula. He is Saruman. He was a Bond villain. And he is Darth Tyrannus. It is only fair that a former Hammer Horror veteran gets a place in the Prequels since Grand Moff Tarkin in Star Wars was played by none other than Peter Cushing who is none other than Van Helsing and Dr. Frankenstein.

9. New EU Resources

The Star Wars Expanded Universe was alive and well prior to the Prequels being released and now even more stuff was open to being explored. Dark Horse now had the Clone Wars, Qui-Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Jango Fett, Naboo, Utapau, and a thousand other things now to incorporate in their comics. And the books and video games likewise that had the Prequels to thank for new expansive content. The EU was left with much to thrive on now that the Prequels made the Star Wars galaxy so much bigger.

10. The Story

OK, I can see this one being a bit controversial which is why I left it for last. When I say the story I do not mean a lot of the obvious flaws like Jar Jar Binks, Anakin turning to the Dark Side too quickly, midichlorians, or Padme being about as useful as a damsel in distress in Episodes II and III (died of a broken heart my ass!). Those things bug me as much as any disappointd fan. What I mean by story is the more fundamental themes found in the Prequels. Most of the problems within the Prequels were a matter of their execution rather than just being stupid in and of themselves. A lot of the content was fine in theory. It was just carried out poorly. I criticise the execution of many of Lucas’s ideas like most fans, but I think I understand what he was attempting to accomplish and there are elements in the story telling that is quite brilliant.
Much of the plot echoes and parallels and foreshadows events that happen within itself and in the original trilogy. Lucas employs foreshadowing very well. And many emotional scenes were done well too. The friendship between Obi-Wan and Anakin that we see developed over the trilogy makes Kenobi’s “You were the Chosen One!” speech all the more heartbreaking. And I love much of the dialogue that Yoda and Qui-Gon had to offer in the films.
George Lucas had a story to tell and it was a good one. The fact that he didn’t tell it as well as I should like has not made me hate the finished product. I think the past 15+ years of bandwagon hating on the Prequels has kept fans from honestly seeing the better points of the films. A closer examination is merited. It’s time calm down and let go of the hate.

Thank you for reading and may the Force be with you.